Friday, January 06, 2006
Slow day at the clinic, apparently
This is an actual phone conversation from this morning between my wife and me...
<Ring>
Me: al.com, this is Matt.
Misty: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Putting together our new City Scene section for The News.
Misty: Did you know that there's a bird called the great tit?
Me: Yes. There's also one called the tiny titmouse.
Misty: Think about it — if you had some as pets, you could tell people, "I've got great tits."
Me: I've got to go.
Misty: No, wait! Wait!
<Click>
<Ring>
Me: al.com, this is Matt.
Misty: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Putting together our new City Scene section for The News.
Misty: Did you know that there's a bird called the great tit?Me: Yes. There's also one called the tiny titmouse.
Misty: Think about it — if you had some as pets, you could tell people, "I've got great tits."
Me: I've got to go.
Misty: No, wait! Wait!
<Click>
