Thursday, October 09, 2003

'Matt' is just so boring 

According to Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, my new name will be Tootie Chickenshorts. I'll be heading to the courthouse this afternoon to make the necessary changes. If Misty and I run into trouble naming our baby, this book seems to be a good place to turn to.

This important information was shared with me by Lumpy Bubblebrain.